"Quotes"

"Life is really too short to be doing what you hate." "My mother's the best in the biz. If all of you had my mother as a mother you'd all be successful." "What I always liked about Jimmy on 'Update' was you knew he was having a lot of fun. So I have to remember to look like I'm having fun." "Tina and I aren't very girly but we do have 'Update' sleepovers every Friday night where we giggle and write boys' names in the cast we like on our jeans." "I have tons of friends that work on "The Office" - Rashida Jones, Jenna Fisher, John Krasinski are all good friends of mine. And my friend Mike Schur is an executive producer and head writer for the show and used to work at "SNL." And The Office is a big, friendly family and I love that show and I love Carell. Carell used to be in Chicago when I was there. Then again, I think everyone is genius and I love that show." "They involve world peace, stopping global warming, making sure that we all just start getting along. They involve finding a way for dogs and cats to get along. They involve opening a UCB Theatre on the moon and building a rocket ship in my basement." on things she'd like to accomplish "We do what we always do - we rent a private jet and go up and then we call all our single friends and we say 'Ha ha, how does it feel to be alone at Christmas' and then we dump jet fuel into the ocean - but only where there are endangered species." on her plans for the holidays "We’re like cranky trained monkeys if we don’t get to perform. We all thought about what we’re going to do during the strike, and because we have no other skills, we just scraped this together." on the snl show at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater during the writers' strike [back]